Those are my ten reasons why Zarqawi can't watch the world cup,
hope you'll all be able to watch it!
hareega
1- Al Qaeda doesn't have a soccer team.
2- Watching TV is a sin, watching uncovered legs of men is a bigger sin.
3- He's afraid to lose concentrations when he sees the hot Brazilian chicks cheering for their team.
4- He doesn't have ART.
5- He might get really confused who to cheer for if the US played England in the quarter-finals.
6- He wouldn't tell if the fans painting their faces with colors are some of his men in camouflage.
7- He hates wathcing infidel teams winning antyhing.
8- He's angry the FIFA refused to use the heads of his victims as balls in the tournament.
9- He's afraid of division among his men on who is the sexiest player in the Italian team.
10- Good reason: he's D-E-A-D.
It took you nine points to figure the tenth?
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as for anonymous,
if you got 1% of courage,
you could've used an identity
to say such stuff -- But, umm
you don't.
Hareega, have you been watching a lot of Literman lately?:-) Funny post
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