Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Revenge

George W. Bush had a colonoscopy yesterday.
Colonscopy (tantheer el-kolon) is a procedure through which doctors insert a long tube from the anus down for a distance more than a meter to check for possible cancer or polyps.

It's an important procedure. I encourage everyone to have it done after the age of 50 because it can detect colon cancer in very early stages.

Now I'll forget that I'm a doctor and , unprofessionally, I would like to thank all of Mr. Bush's doctors for taking revenge for the rest of the world.


UPDATES:
(Thanks salam for the update)

George Bush had a colonscopy yesterday. It was performed by speaker of house Nancy Pelosi! Inside hsi colon they found his head and two reporters from Fox News :D

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:09 PM

    LOOOOOOOL man :D mn el a5er heheheh

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  2. 3la golet 3adel 2emam ya sameer 3'anem, 7a tetbas ya3ni 7a tetbas..Wallah ya garaba kolna ra7 noklo kan hassa wella ba3den:S

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  3. Ba3den sa7ee7, bush kan wejhom mnawwer ba3d el fa7e9:D

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  4. maioush... exactly!!
    mohanned... maybe because the exam didn't show anything, i wanna give him the benefit of the doubt

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  5. Anonymous2:56 PM

    There were reports that Mr.Bush asked for a cigarette right after the procedure.
    Sources wont confirm the validity of this news bit though.

    LOL

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  6. LOOOL @ Palforce ...

    I heard on CNN Radio that he was supposed to go on a bike ride after the procedure ... i want your medical opinion on this ;)

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  7. Anonymous5:56 PM

    And to quote Jay Leno: What did the doctors find when they performed a colonoscopy on George Bush? His Head!!

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  8. salam: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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  9. check the updates...

    Palforce, salam ... haha this is hilarious!!

    isam... yeah you can whatever you want after a colonscopy, there's nothing to lose

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  10. hehehe...OOH YES , REVENGE!

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  11. Regardless the fact that you dislike him or disagree with him, you as a doctor should not say any thing like that. That fact that he had a colonoscopyc, is not a subject that a doctor should find funny and make jokes about.
    Salim Shammas

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  12. shukran 3ala el maw3ethah ostaz salamonti !

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  13. its not ma3lomat its ra2i!

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