Thursday, June 04, 2009

Virgin For Sale

I'm not talking about the record company, but a real virgin.

Natalie Dylan is a 22-year old student (and prostitute in the making) who is suffering in these tough economic times, so she decided to sell her virginity and the price offered was 3.7 million dollars.



Man, I know with this economic recession everyone was saying , "we're so --ked", but I didn't know it was going to be that real.

Anyway , for that man who's ready to pay those millions, if Natalie doesn't show up, you know how to reach me honey, love and kisses :)

11 comments:

Unknown said...

I hope the guy wasn't ugly!!! Icky!

Unknown said...

Also what kind of weirdo would do that. Obviously he is sick. If he has that kind of money why didn't he just give her some as a nice gesture. This guy is sick.

Hareega said...

men can be very very strange

Madi said...

If this becomes a world standards then we have a good money generating source in Arab world, actually, maybe better than oil.

Ola said...

A real time American Geisha!!

NasEr said...

come on !22 YO virgin and she lost faith now ? we have the equivalent of that money paid in the Arab world its called "Mahir"

Hareega said...

Jad, yes I won't be surprised if she got some offers from some bratharz

Ola, Geishas are not as bad, the real Japanese ones are not real prostitutes

Naser, some marriages in Arabia like Zawaj 3orfi resemble prostitution in many ways

Anonymous said...

HAHA :D

Loved the ending!

NasEr said...

i don't think there is much of Zawaj 3orfi still going,but there is prostitution u just need to look in the right place and have ur network of connection ! dammit even getting laid needs wasta sometimes LOL :D

Unknown said...

I don't know why but this whole subject just irritates the hell out of me. Why are guys so hung up on virgins? Do they just enjoy watching a girl be in pain while they do it to her? If I had it to do over again I would rather wait and do it with someone who loved me. I think thats the way it should be, at least for me. I'd rather be married first. No amount of money is worth the way she will feel about all this for the rest of her life!!!

Ola said...

Hareega, I was referring to the "mizuage"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizuage