Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Diary of a 20-something Ammanite
I'm writing this just to tell you how awesome I think I am. I mean I really keep surprising myself with how much great of a person I am. On many occasions I say something really smart that surprises people, they don't say it but I'm sure they just feel it. Also I'm sooo good looking. I always pick my clothes carefully and I look fascinating when I enter a room and all eyes turn on me. I'm so great to be with, and I have a lot of awesome friends who look great in all places and always say the right things. I don't know what it is but I just feel I'm a very special person and everyone else wants to be like me. Still not sure why I feel so great, could be my parents who are like the most important people in Jordan and everyone respects them, or maybe my house which is really huge and designed by that French designer my father brought from Paris to design our awesome house. My car is awesome and everyone in Jordan dreams of riding in it.
My school is the best school in the Middle East and my teachers were the best in their colleges so I must be great like them. I also have a great voice and can sing in 4 languages and I always rock in Karaoke nights. I have appeared on 7 editions of Layalina and I have like a 1000 friends on facebook many of whom are from those weird countries and have those weird names who just want to be my friends because I am soooo frickin' awesome.
I love myself more than anything else. When I look at myself in the mirror I want to kiss myself and make love to myself because I'm a super cool Jordanian and best-est-est human that ever existed and I am the hottest piece of shit that ever stepped on this planet. I am so special. I love myself and love everyone and love everything and everyone and everything loves me back.
I only hate narcissists.