But believe me narcissists, no third party want to see your picture, especially the 20 pictures you took of yourself while you were testing the new camera.
Also believe me, TRUST ME, even if nobody ever told you so, even if you won't trust anyone in anything in life please trust me on this- Nobody wants to see pictures of your kids. The ones very close to you know how they look like. The ones not-so-close are not-so-close for a good reason and don't care much about your kids.
* If you're Jordanian and you still take a test that tells you what your Jordanian name you deserve and it gives you a name like Jarba and you like the name well enough to publish it on your profile, that tells me how much your real Jordanian name sucks.
* You don't get to send me a "BFF" request if you haven't called me in a year.
* After much thought, I concluded that nobody older than 50 should be allowed to join facebook.
* Never send me a "Mafia War Request" if your biggest adventure in life was taking a Sarvees to Sagf El-Sail.
* Facebook-Status Diarrhea: self-explanatory. It's a mental disease I believe.