Sunday, March 23, 2008

Feeling Blue without Viagra

I got a voice mail from a friend, "Call me urgently"

I called him an hour later.
"Got your voice mail, wassup?"
"I need the blue pill"

I was shocked to hear that. I mean when did Viagra become a tabooed word?
"Salamtak, you're still young!"
"No man I'm OK,, I'm still A MAN."
"So why do you want the pill?"
"You know, just to spice things up"
"But it wouldn't spice things up. It only helps if you can't have an erection"
"No, don't say that, I'm still A MAN, just want to spice things up"
"But I told you it doesn't spice things up, it's not as perfume , it's a medication"
"Ok so you don't wanna give it to me"
"No"
"Ok , bye"
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I was once sitting with a bunch of Arab guys, then was approached by an older Arab man, Abu Khalil.

He asked me to talk to me in private.
"Duktor Feris, I need Viagra if you don't mind"
I wouldn't prescribe medications to patients I don't see in clinic, but this guy looked miserable so I gave a script for a few pills.

I don't want to say that the Viagra made him a new person, but since that day Abu Khalil's wife had made me Tabboulleh and Kibbeh Nayyeh almost every week.
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My clinic was on Thursday. On Wednesday I got a message from the secretary, "Mr. Garcia has an appointment tomorrow morning. He is requesting Viagra or Cialis. He is hoping to have some free samples because his insurance wouldn't pay for it"

I went to the clinic Wednesday afternoon before it closed, checked our medication cabinet full of medication samples, and found 3 small boxes of Viagra.

I wasn't concerned these pills will go to other patients, because all patients that Wednesday were seen and Mr.Garcia was the first patient to be seen Thursday.

Thursday morning, I see Mr.Garcia early on. He requests the Viagra so I went to our medication cabinet.
I couldn't find the Viagra.
I asked Stephanie the nurse, "Did any patients come in yesterday after I left."
"No"
"But there were 3 Viagra boxes here yesterday, where did they go?"
"I don't know doctor."
"Was there anyone else in the clinic?"
"No, just me and the Debby at the front desk, and Dr. Greene"
"Dr. Greene?"
"Yes, he said he was finishing some paper work. He was still in clinic when Debby and I left"
Dr. Greene is a 60-something internist in the clinic. He's a difficult person, very unfriendly and somewhat arrogant.

I don't like to wrongfully accuse someone of stealing, but for the next couple of months Dr. Greene became one of the most pleasant people you can ever meet in your life.

65 comments:

Moey said...

hahaha Dr Greene had sheklo darebha ya m3allem orgy :P

tinkerbella said...

LMAO...guess instead of antidepressants, people should prescribe viagra to old men lol

nice post hareega!

secratea said...

looooooooooool @ "but since that day Abu Khalil's wife had made me Tabboulleh and Kibbeh Nayyeh almost every week."..
ya3ni ya dr. hareega, looks like the blue pill has a ripple effect on some young people, such as yourself, hehehe :D

Ammar said...

So Dr. Greene got the Blues..and then had a party!

Sharkooseh said...

looool sa7tain 3al tabouleh wel kobeh :D

Batoul A. said...

And what did you tell Mr. Garcia? lol

Hareega said...

moey, i didn't ask him but won't be surprised

tinker.. good suggestion, maybe the FDa should think about it

secratea.... yep magical effect

ammar, good way of putting it!

sharkoosheh... 3a 2albek.

batoul, i gave him a script, he had to pay for the drug though instead of getting a free sample

Farah said...

lol at tabbouleh and kibbeh nayyeh!!!!!

yasaminatdimashq said...

Hehe, ta7sheesh

Tigress said...

Well,,, After all I am so happy that you are a great Dr. hareega.. :-)))

p.s. if the whole people in the world were sexually happy there wouldn't be wars, we would be smiling all the time, no need for troops in Iraq or Afghanistan, No need for United Nations, or Human Rights association,, No need for Mr. Bush We would live in a beautiful world.. Thank you Pfizer for making this world a better place!!

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