Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Jordanian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks outthe USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.Then he comes to the Jordanian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, then the Jordanian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

The answer goes: "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria"

7 comments:

Summer said...

i should keep this in mind when it is judment day!! jordan hell it is!! very funny.
:)

bassel said...

7elweh......

but...what about the government person himself... who tortures him ?!?

Lubna said...

while some gulf countries -each- have two lines, one for women and one for men.

Khalidah said...

LOL ... very nice!!!

Dar said...

Lol that made me laugh !

CheeerZ!

wedad said...

LOL, but i wish this is true, better for all of you :)

(Tealover) said...

LOL :)..
oh well .. i guess the jordanian instituation for standards and metrology did not had an eye on this one for sure ! .. huh ..