1- At least once in your life you've complained about the toothpaste.
2- In Jordan you consider 90% of the people as Hafartal.
3- You have some members in your family whose nicknames are RoRo or FoFo or SuSu or something ending with "-oush"
4- You have , at least occasionally, said "ayyyy" after going over a street bump.
5- You describe any insect bigger than an ant as an animal.
6- You consider taking a "sarvees" to the downtown an adventure.
7- You insist on speaking English even if you suck at it and if you had to use lots of "enno"s and "ya3ni"s in it.
8- If you're eating mansaf with your hands with other men you're the most likely person to use both hands, cause a mess in front of him or just end up using a spoon.
9- You can still remember what the word "Khayleh" meant
10- If you're a guy you have, at least once, participated in a physical fight for half an hour without anyone getting hurt, and if you're a girl can easily recall the names of ten hairdressers but can't remember the name of the prime minister.