I was about to see this young lady in the Emergency Room and I saw the nurse's short note "Patient here for suicidal attempt. Had a fight with her boyfriend then swallowed 8 pills of valium and drank half a bottle of vodka. She says "I want to die today" "
I checked her hospital chart, she had seven previous suicidal attempts in the past by swallowing a few pills and drinking alcohol. She always ends up being admitted for a month or so to the psychiatry unit then discharged home, then she would have a fight with someone and take a few pills and come to the hospital saying that she tried to commit suicide and that she wanted to die.
This seemed to never end.
My attending physician (my boss) caught me,
"So Masannat what's your plan for her?"
"I'll admit her to the ICU for observation tonight, if she's stable tomorrow she'll go to the psych unit"
"Cool, love this plan"
"I'll also tell her that our hospital has ten floors, if she decides next time to kill herself she should forget about the pills and go up the tenth floor and throw herself up from there".
I was excused from seeing her.
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LOL, your boss took a very wise decision!
so you want ideas to give Mrs. Doubtfire?
Tell her to buy a steak..wrap it around her neck and go have a walk in a safari park!
i like the second plan
salam, totally agree, she would have been dead by now
averroes, next time i'll emtnion that, thanx man
bassel, suggest a third one , be creative man
I began to think that she doesn't want to die.
Is she seeking attention?
I mean even morons realize that there are other methods of killing self.
You have now to come up with a plan to prove to your boss that you are not a physcho.
Though Mansaf and Kanafeh for 30 days in row should do the job.
LOL I agree with Firas :)
why dint u just take her for a tour and show her the way to a more successful suicide urself :D
shot herself !!!! is really she wants to die fi alf shi t3mlo!!
es2al mjareb :d
loooooooooool ... 3n jad ya3ny termy 7alha min ai makan 3aly w tekhlas!!!
by latest Techniques in alZarqa, she must have Tow new Razor blade then she must but between them a coin (shellen) then peacefully Cut her wrist by them ..
can any Surgeon stop the bleeding then ,I doubt
I hope she will not do it at you shift.
hook up withher, get her to jordan....and vola, she'll find herself "wasa6 majaneen zayha" and she'll : te3gal
anyone actually consider befrending her, and talking to her?.....enyone.....ever?
its not attention she wnts its love no1 knows wt its reali like unless uv been thru it urself. its cos each n evry time sumfn happens shes so overwhelmed by evryfn tht she doesnt c n e other way out other than to do that to herself. cos she sees it as an easy option to stop da pain. bt on the other hand she desperately wnts sum1 to help her. she jst wnts sum1 there for her to care for her and to love her and help her
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IT IS DISGUSTING THAT A HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL WOULD RESPOND IN THIS MANNER.OBVIOUSLY THE "HELP" RECEIVED IS NOT WORKING.IF THE "PRO" WERE REALLY INTERESTED, SHE WOULD FOLLOW UP AND SUGGGEST NEW DIFFERENT TREATMENT.
A WHILE BACK I WAS SO BAD THAT I TOOK 30-60MG TABLETS OF PHENOBARBITOL.NOTHING HAPPENED.NOT EVEN SLEEP.I AM NOT SEEKING HELP.I DO NOT WANT HELP.I WANT AN END TO THIS MISERABLE EXISTANCE.THE ONLY HELP I NEED IS A WAY TO END THIS.
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