Monday, January 29, 2007

Any idea how to kill yourself?

I was about to see this young lady in the Emergency Room and I saw the nurse's short note "Patient here for suicidal attempt. Had a fight with her boyfriend then swallowed 8 pills of valium and drank half a bottle of vodka. She says "I want to die today" "

I checked her hospital chart, she had seven previous suicidal attempts in the past by swallowing a few pills and drinking alcohol. She always ends up being admitted for a month or so to the psychiatry unit then discharged home, then she would have a fight with someone and take a few pills and come to the hospital saying that she tried to commit suicide and that she wanted to die.
This seemed to never end.

My attending physician (my boss) caught me,
"So Masannat what's your plan for her?"
"I'll admit her to the ICU for observation tonight, if she's stable tomorrow she'll go to the psych unit"
"Cool, love this plan"
"I'll also tell her that our hospital has ten floors, if she decides next time to kill herself she should forget about the pills and go up the tenth floor and throw herself up from there".

I was excused from seeing her.

83 comments:

Salam said...

LOL, your boss took a very wise decision!

Averroes said...

so you want ideas to give Mrs. Doubtfire?
Tell her to buy a steak..wrap it around her neck and go have a walk in a safari park!

Bassel said...

i like the second plan

Hareega said...

salam, totally agree, she would have been dead by now

averroes, next time i'll emtnion that, thanx man

bassel, suggest a third one , be creative man

Firas said...

I began to think that she doesn't want to die.
Is she seeking attention?

I mean even morons realize that there are other methods of killing self.

You have now to come up with a plan to prove to your boss that you are not a physcho.

Though Mansaf and Kanafeh for 30 days in row should do the job.

Hala said...

LOL I agree with Firas :)

PŕōuđPāŀĩ said...

why dint u just take her for a tour and show her the way to a more successful suicide urself :D

wedad said...

shot herself !!!! is really she wants to die fi alf shi t3mlo!!
es2al mjareb :d

7ala said...

loooooooooool ... 3n jad ya3ny termy 7alha min ai makan 3aly w tekhlas!!!

amjad027 said...

by latest Techniques in alZarqa, she must have Tow new Razor blade then she must but between them a coin (shellen) then peacefully Cut her wrist by them ..
can any Surgeon stop the bleeding then ,I doubt
I hope she will not do it at you shift.

bassel said...

hook up withher, get her to jordan....and vola, she'll find herself "wasa6 majaneen zayha" and she'll : te3gal

Kat said...

anyone actually consider befrending her, and talking to her?.....enyone.....ever?

Anonymous said...

its not attention she wnts its love no1 knows wt its reali like unless uv been thru it urself. its cos each n evry time sumfn happens shes so overwhelmed by evryfn tht she doesnt c n e other way out other than to do that to herself. cos she sees it as an easy option to stop da pain. bt on the other hand she desperately wnts sum1 to help her. she jst wnts sum1 there for her to care for her and to love her and help her

beauticians insurance said...

3mnKhA Wonderful blog.

allen marine tours in ketchikan said...

Magnific!

aurora health care fioricet said...

Wonderful blog.

celebrex fda medicine vioxx said...

Hello all!

short loans said...

Hello all!

phentermine home said...

Wonderful blog.

how to make vicodin said...

Hello all!

order vicodin online said...

Hello all!

how strong is vicodin m357 said...

Magnific!

canadian pharmacy online phentermine online pharmac said...

Good job!

JohnBraun said...

yWZuhm write more, thanks.

comics paint sex said...

Good job!

dude hk sex said...

Thanks to author.

animal sex site said...

Wonderful blog.

lesbian ameuter sex said...

Please write anything else!

hot blonde anal said...

actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

eros sex magazine said...

Nice Article.

outdoor hidden sex said...

Nice Article.

gay sex student said...

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

amateur feed sex said...

Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.

black girls porn picture said...

Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.

masturbation guide anal play said...

Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.

Anonymous said...

Your an A************* Hole for sayng people like that need help. not morons liek you

hannah said...

I never go to my doctor anymore asking for pain killers prescription and then be turned down at the end, all I do is order online from www.medsheaven.com hassle free and low cost, they have three pain killers listed on their website which are ultram tramadol celebrex that you buy, and the best part is no prescription required!!!

Anonymous said...

IT IS DISGUSTING THAT A HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL WOULD RESPOND IN THIS MANNER.OBVIOUSLY THE "HELP" RECEIVED IS NOT WORKING.IF THE "PRO" WERE REALLY INTERESTED, SHE WOULD FOLLOW UP AND SUGGGEST NEW DIFFERENT TREATMENT.

A WHILE BACK I WAS SO BAD THAT I TOOK 30-60MG TABLETS OF PHENOBARBITOL.NOTHING HAPPENED.NOT EVEN SLEEP.I AM NOT SEEKING HELP.I DO NOT WANT HELP.I WANT AN END TO THIS MISERABLE EXISTANCE.THE ONLY HELP I NEED IS A WAY TO END THIS.

Anonymous said...

I love hareega.blogspot.com! Here I always find a lot of helpful information for myself. Thanks you for your work.
Webmaster of http://loveepicentre.com and http://movieszone.eu
Best regards

Anonymous said...

payday loans online http://www.2applyforcash.com DugBoustyQuoppy payday loans drieque [url=http://2applyforcash.com]online payday loans no fax[/url] instant payday loans online You will find relative with the measure of you use every day (and likely for granted): your computer.Explore these sites, for example, up makes it easy to run once it is up and operating.

Anonymous said...

generic viagra does viagra work on women yahoo - buy viagra online australia

Anonymous said...

viagra online without prescription viagra blood pressure - how does viagra for women

Anonymous said...

viagra no prescription cheapest viagra online us - viagra online without prescription- free shipping

Anonymous said...

buy soma online generic soma description - buy soma georgia

Anonymous said...

buy soma online deadmau5 soma san diego tickets - soma fm listen online

Anonymous said...

buy soma online buy soma online usa - buy soma muscle relaxant online

Anonymous said...

cheap soma online buy soma panties - usan soma pills

Anonymous said...

buy soma what is soma for muscle relaxer - soma vs flexeril muscle

Anonymous said...

buy soma online soma 70.3 results 2012 - soma bringer

Anonymous said...

buy soma buy discount soma online - soma costa mesa

Anonymous said...

buy soma online 6 soma pills - soma 350 mg overdose

Anonymous said...

buy soma online buy soma online next day delivery - can you buy soma online

Anonymous said...

cialis online buy cialis for daily use - generic cialis online no prescription

Anonymous said...

purchase cialis buy cialis online usa - cialis half price

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online tramadol cod money order - tramadol for dogs safe for humans

Anonymous said...

buying xanax online no prescription xanax online illegal - can you buy real xanax online

Anonymous said...

buy xanax overnight delivery xanax dosage for cats - generic xanax images

Anonymous said...

Greetings! Very helpful advice within this post!

It is the little changes that make the most significant changes.
Thanks a lot for sharing!

My web blog ... take a look over here

Anonymous said...

generic xanax online alprazolam 0.5mg para que sirve - neurontin xanax drug interactions

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol overnight delivery tramadol hcl get high - tramadol 100mg capsules

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tramadol online topix - tramadol withdrawal buprenorphine

Anonymous said...

carisoprodol without prescription what is soma carisoprodol - what is soma carisoprodol tablets

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol buy tramadol in usa no prescription - buy tramadol australia

Anonymous said...

discount xanax green xanax bars xr - xanax high blood pressure meds

Anonymous said...

xanax online xanax breastfeeding - pictures of generic xanax bars

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tramadol 50 mg price walmart - tramadol hcl 50 mg overdose

Anonymous said...

buy carisoprodol abuse combinations carisoprodol tramadol - carisoprodol soma 350 mg

Anonymous said...

buy cialis online cialis online pharmacy - order cialis in usa

Anonymous said...

xanax online xanax high last - xanax withdrawal days

Anonymous said...

xanax online xanax and alcohol bac - xanax side effects tremors

Anonymous said...

cialis online cialis 5 mg buy online - cheap cialis generic usa

Anonymous said...

cialis online cheap cialis usa pharmacy - cialis and poppers

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tramadol for dogs liver - tramadol online overnight no prescription

Anonymous said...

learn how to buy tramdadol tramadol addiction dosage - buy tramadol online without rx

Anonymous said...

http://landvoicelearning.com/#44827 tramadol overdose treatment - tramadol high 100mg

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tramadol withdrawal addiction - purchase of tramadol

Anonymous said...

klonopin for anxiety 2mg klonopin first time - klonopin safe dosage

Anonymous said...

http://southcarolinaaccidentattorney.com/#24975 carisoprodol 350 mg picture - carisoprodol 350 mg drug interactions

Anonymous said...

oZzy moved away earlier, I miss his cock, for always hungry
for sexual intercourse.
FUCK MY PUSSY!

Here is my homepage; hcg injections

Anonymous said...

carisoprodol 350 mg side effects of soma carisoprodol tablets - carisoprodol 350 mg bluelight

Anonymous said...

http://southcarolinaaccidentattorney.com/#31694 carisoprodol positive drug test - soma carisoprodol dosage

Anonymous said...

Үour ωrite-uρ hаs eѕtаblishеd benеfiсiаl to mе.
It’s eхtrеmеly educatiοnal and уou're simply obviously really well-informed in this field. You get popped our eyes for you to numerous thoughts about this specific subject with intriguing, notable and strong content material.

Feel free to visit my web-site buy viagra

Anonymous said...

For hottest information you have to pay a quick visit world-wide-web and
on web I found this web site as a finest web site
for newest updates.

Look at my blog post ... tao of badass