Reputations

I had a clinic this afternoon. As with most HIV clinics, a lot of patients didn't show up.

I opened the Internet Explorer. I typed in my blog.
The first entry of course the previous one, with Hillary's picture on the front.

The specialist walks in.
"Hey you like seeing Hillary's cleavage don't you?"
"No it's just her picture"
"But you wanna see her cleavage don't you?"
"No actually there's no cleavage in this picture"

He laughed and walked away.

One minute later the lovely and elderly nurse who overheard everything walked in.
"Hey Doc, if really want great pictures of naked women I can tell you how to get them."

I know they were all kidding but I am realizing how easy it is to get a reputation of doing something when you're totally not guilty.

Anyway , gotta go now to have dinner with farting Jeff and slutty Nancy.