Saturday, June 07, 2008

The Most Recent Last-Minute Breaking CNNish News on Hareega

** According to Ammon News, the Jordanian government have decided to distribute one and half a million condoms to Jordanian men.

This step is expected to cause a significant drop in the population burst of Jordan and a sharp increase in the number of balloons used in celebration of the country's independence day.

...but there's a clue these condoms will not work well for contraception: they were all made in China.

** A new movie "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" was released, talking about an Israeli soldier who faked his own death in order to achieve his dream.
Don't mix up this up with the story of Palestinian people, whose stories of being abused were said to be fake, in order for Israeli soldiers to achieve their dream.
** The European Cup (Euro 2008) will open tomorrow in Switzerland. This is the most exciting event to take place in Switzerland since the invention of cheese.

** Today was the last day in the Indian movie week in Amman. There were only six movies shown, each lasting 24 hours. The 7th day was spent showing the theme song from each movie. That also lasted 24 hours.

** The son of Hulk Hogan, the wrestling legend, was sentenced to 8 months in jail last month for being involved in a car crash.
When Hogan's son asked his dad how long is 8 months, Hogan answered, "It's like counting for 3 twenty million times"


khouloud said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha, ta7sheesh!

Inta shufet il comments bi 3amoun 3ala awwal khabar? Ta7sheesh!

1 - كبوت .. تم ترمرمرم 2008-06-06 11:45:35
البنت الديناري اخت السنك

2 - ايوه هاي الاخبار التي بتفرح دايما قالبينها دراما 2008-06-06 11:46:41
شيخ الكبة

7 - انا عزابي و فاقعة معي، نطالب الحكومة بانشاء ملاهي ليلية لابناء الطبقة الفقيرة تحقيقا للعدالة، و ذلك حتى يستفبد الناس بعدالة من هذه الواقيات الذكرية.
2008-06-06 12:05:35

21 - اليوم عيدك يا اردن 2008-06-06 12:40:05

Hahahahaha mish tabee3i, jad inna sha3eb khafeef damm!

Hareega said...

khuloud, I read the comments they had they're pretty funny. I don't we're very funny but those guys got excited when they heard the news

Farah said...

oh my god the comments hahahaha!
ba3dein they specified the dimensions ya3ni!!
i immediately remembered this

Hareega said...

thanks for reading farah

Anonymous said...

hmmmmmmmm I see you used it. LOL
Anyway here's another piece of news:
Romur has it that some high ranked person suggested diapering the camels, donkeys, half donkeys half horses and horses that are used for tourist transportation in petra. I would say judging by the amount of dung I saw there that huggies pampers as well as Kotex & Always will most certainly copmete for the tender as soon as it's announced.