Friday, November 07, 2008

Fastest Sharpest Least Shitty News Coverage From Hareega

* Barack Obama, who ran as a candidate for change, was elected as the next US president. He gave an emotional speech in Chicago last night. It was the first time a black man gets elected as a president of the US, although it was not the first time a black man stands in Chicago at midnight asking for change.

...and HM King Abdullah called to congratulate Obama for his victory. He was heard telling him, "with a father's name like yours you'll definitely make a fantastic leader".

* George Wassuf was arrested in Sweden and charged with possession of 30 grams of cocaine. Wassuf was enraged by the arrest, and later told reporters , "This cocaine is not mine. I never carry less than 5 kilos"

* A new study revealed that women have more bacteria on their hands than men. To be fair that conclusion was reached after studying only one woman: Monica Lewinsky.

* Jordan's basketball team ended its participation in the Arab Championship in Tunisia. The players will be heading back home in the United States tomorrow morning.


Anonymous said...

dude you are unbelievable!!! this asking for change part is hilarious!!! LMFAO

Hareega said...

thanks for checking

Anonymous said...

the girl have the newspaper Upside dawn.

Devilstine™ said...

yeh yeh! it was hilarious !! lmoa!!
askin for change part! even HM whe he said that!!! haha thnx mate!

Hareega said...

hamede i noticed that

devilstine.., thanks

Anonymous said...

Now you're talking Hareega: the most unbiased, even-handed sarcasm on media!

asoom said...

I'm trying to figure out what BGAJ stands for...

Anonymous said...

Its 2008 and we are still doing Lewinsky jokes!

Hareega said...

kinzi, thanks. Whatever I do I'll never be more fair and balanced than Fox News, that's their logo

asoom, no idea what BGAJ is

anonymous... MRs. Lewisnky is an inspiration to anyone trying to make a joke. Her contibution to the world of comedy will always be remembered

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